IF I HAD A JOB:

I would get a helix piercing on my left ear.
I would get my belly button pierced.
I would buy a membership to the FitCity Woman’s gym.
I would get the hood on my car painted along with some other parts.
I would get a new stereo for my car, one that can play CD’s.
I would buy a new bouncy ball for my computer chair.
I would buy a motorcycle because I decided I really fucking want one.